meet armaan — your stingy friend

you need a cosigner
for that purchase.

upload a screenshot of anything you're about to buy. armaan gives you the honest verdict your group chat is too polite to give.

NOT COSIGNED
armaan · cosignno. 0042

amazon · $84

ergonomic mesh office chair

bro. no.

  • u returned the same hoodie 3 weeks ago
  • u said you were saving for the concert in july
  • u have 4 productivity journals already
signed, armaandon't make me say i told u so

how it works

01

screenshot

anything. amazon, tiktok shop, depop, an ig post. we read it with gemini vision.

02

context

armaan knows your budget, your goals, your recent regrets. no generic advice.

03

verdict

COSIGNED, NOT COSIGNED, or SLEEP ON IT. with reasons. in armaan's voice.

why it isn't just chatgpt for shopping

persistent memory

armaan remembers every purchase you've run through. he notices patterns you don't.

longitudinal regret scoring

30 days after you buy, he pings: still glad? builds your actual regret profile over time.

argue with him

don't like the verdict? push back in chat. he flips if you give him a real reason. he doesn't if you just whine.

receipt-ready

every verdict becomes a shareable signed receipt. send it to the group chat. prove armaan was right (or wrong).

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